But nothing makes me get there quite as fast as knowing you want me so badly that you’re going to pay for it. You can go and get get laid anytime I’m sure, but the URGE for you to HAVE me is so relentless right now that you’re going give me your money and you’re going to do it in a way that lets me know how F&@-&iING BADLY YOU WANT TO HAVE ME. And ME, rather than that one or the other one and it’s going to SHOW how much you appreciate me for cumming with you because of how much more you GAVE TO ME than that one or the other one. So come on babe… show me.

*** Im here for your enjoyment and I do NOT want to disappoint! So let me kow what I can do for you and I would be happy to do so. *** Please engage... Talk to me, it gets lonely in here all by myself... *** I hope you enjoy your time here with me and I cannot wait to meet you. so POP in and see me!!!! LODI DEVILLE XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

I'm extremely ambitious, know what I want and exactly what I will do to get it

CHECK OUT ALL OF THE FUN WAYS WE COULD PLAY IF I ONLY HAD........ WINK WINK

For a minute there (years) I was disturbingly unaware of who the hell I was, THANK YOU my BEAUTIFUL BUSTY BITCH of a BESTIE!!! This is what my darling Mae informed me while being 3 mattresses, pillows, blankets and sheets to the wind, yet sober enough to remember it was honest, inspiring and somehow involved my vagina... "But this is where you are. Right here, here in my heart.. Hey, did you hear me? you're right here. This is where you live... in my heart, right here. yeah ok, now show me those legs girl." -Mae I’m a fuckable-sized sh*%^ load of “daddy issues” that will never get resolved…. Rest in P.B.R. I do not enjoy romance novels, holding hands or long walks on beaches. I need space to spread my.... sure, lets call them wings. I LOVE to be enjoyed and I get thoroughly excited knowing that I am being exactly that. INDULGE YOURSELF. Ok… so let’s get to the point….

Throughout my shows it might get a little loud. May I introduce Mr. waffles and Mrs. waffles, more famously known as Smew Smew. They are in LOVE, DEEPLY in LOVE. And although it sounds extremely painful…. At anytime I can take the camera and show you that their tails are wagging back and forth and it’s just REALLY LOUD lovers wrestling around, being in LOVE. So you’ve been warned, they’re F&$&ing crazy. And LOUD…… VERY LOUD!!!!!!!!

Pay me. Compliment me. Naughty stuff. Cum. Pay me. Repeat. xoxox